QUARTER LIFE CRISIS

Today I am 1/4 a hundred years old. In that amount of time...
I have been a Christian just under 15 years.
I have been in school 20 years.
I have been married just over three years.
I spent 22.5 years in KY
Lived 18.5 years in Paducah

Lived all but .5 in the same house. This was spent in an apartment with my wife.
I spent 4 years in Murray in three dorm rooms and two houses.
I have been in TN for 2.5 years (also the amount of time I have been in grad school).
I spent 12 years playing organized soccer (7 of it being club soccer).
I have been a Cubs fan around 17 years.
I have been a University of Kentucky Wildcats fan for exactly 25 years.

I have been an Indianapolis Colts fan for around 5 years.

I have been to six major league baseball parks and four minor league parks.

I have a picture of my name on the sign at Wrigley Field. It was taken exactly 15 years ago.

I have worked in two libraries.
I have been to 4 countries (not including airports).
I have been to 20 states.

I have been to church camp three times as a counselor. Never as a camper.

I have owned the same car since I was 16. It has survived two wrecks (but no tickets).

I was voted Most Friendly in Heath High School's graduating class of 2001.
I coached a sorority soccer team (while in college).

I have seen every episode of Seinfeld at least 5 times, I hadn't watched an episode until reruns.

I have been interviewed in the Paducah Sun in regards to riding my bike.
I have gone 19 months with one haircut. It was after 12 months.
I have performed stand up comedy once.